Cleavage! Bouncy Cleavage!
I rarely look at my blog stats anymore. It’s not because I feel that they are worthless, but I tend to obsess about them to the point that I don’t work anymore, so I have learned to ignore them. Who knew that there was a goldmine of hilarity awaiting me there?
Colleen Wainwright, The Communicatrix, looked to her Google search results for inspiration for a talk she had to do at an adult-themed reading. I have many times looked at those strange search results, but I never thought of writing a song about them! Here is the definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK video:
My favorite:
Cleavage!
Bouncy Cleavage!
Monster Cleavage!
Excellent work, Colleen! You had me laughing this morning!
Thanks, Laura. I am deeply honored to have my filthy, filthy song befouling your pretty site.
Although my personal favorite part of the “cleavage” sequence was “office cleavage”, which I glorped (technical singing-type term) in performance. Index card malfunction.
And really, that butter line? Gift from heaven. You can’t make up that kind of stuff.
Comment by communicatrix — 8/4/2008 @ 1:18 pm
I put my work to nappers before watching. Good thing. Pretty funny! My top 3 searches have been “puss in boots,” “miscarriage stories,” and “sleeping beauty’s castle” for a while. I try not to write too much about potty-training, else I’ll get searches like “girl on toilet.” Euw.
Comment by What About Mom — 8/4/2008 @ 1:35 pm