http://laura.moncur.org/archives/2009/11/01/capri-super-slims/ The personal blog of Laura Moncur Mon, 06 Feb 2012 04:29:25 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://laura.moncur.org/archives/2009/11/01/capri-super-slims/#comment-211324 Matthew Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:38:35 +0000 http://laura.moncur.org/?p=5462#comment-211324 <p>And I had a >much< better reason to start smoking. Her name was Lisa Johnson.</p> And I had a >much< better reason to start smoking. Her name was Lisa Johnson.

]]> http://laura.moncur.org/archives/2009/11/01/capri-super-slims/#comment-211323 Matthew Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:36:50 +0000 http://laura.moncur.org/?p=5462#comment-211323 <p>I remember getting packs of Capri Slims in jail for free from the jailers. They were apparently being given out by the manufacturer. Anyway, it was after lights out when I first lit one up. It was super harsh, but I smoked it anyway, being in jail and desperate. Then it got smooth and mentholy after about my fifth drag, and I wondered why. Then I noticed a little tobacco on my lips, and suddenly realized that I'd just smoked the entire filter. It was so thin that it stayed lit. True story.</p> I remember getting packs of Capri Slims in jail for free from the jailers. They were apparently being given out by the manufacturer. Anyway, it was after lights out when I first lit one up. It was super harsh, but I smoked it anyway, being in jail and desperate. Then it got smooth and mentholy after about my fifth drag, and I wondered why. Then I noticed a little tobacco on my lips, and suddenly realized that I’d just smoked the entire filter. It was so thin that it stayed lit. True story.

]]> http://laura.moncur.org/archives/2009/11/01/capri-super-slims/#comment-211256 Kara Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:39:54 +0000 http://laura.moncur.org/?p=5462#comment-211256 <p>Cogratulations on being an ex-smoker. The great news is that within 5 years your lungs will look alot like a nonsmokers lungs. Your food will taste better within weeks and you'll be able to do things without getting winded, not to mention less respiratory illnesses like bronchitis after a few years, but most importantly, you have dramatically lowered your risk for all cancers. Man, many congratulations on kicking a substance that is more addctive than crack or meth.</p> Cogratulations on being an ex-smoker. The great news is that within 5 years your lungs will look alot like a nonsmokers lungs. Your food will taste better within weeks and you’ll be able to do things without getting winded, not to mention less respiratory illnesses like bronchitis after a few years, but most importantly, you have dramatically lowered your risk for all cancers. Man, many congratulations on kicking a substance that is more addctive than crack or meth.

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