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Waitin’ on the Cap’n

Filed under: Art and Photography — Laura Moncur @ 12:42 pm

Waitin' on the Cap'n

Five minutes.

That’s exactly how long you have to let Cap’n Crunch sit in milk before it’s edible. If you try to eat it before the mandatory five minute wait, then your palate will be torn to shreds unmercilessly.

Six minutes.

That’s exactly how long it takes Cap’n Crunch to turn into a mushy mess in milk. That gives you a one-minute window to eat your cereal.

Good luck.



  1. “your palate will be torn to shreds unmercilessly”

    It’s so true.

    Comment by B. — 2/20/2007 @ 3:13 pm

  2. I’m eating Cap’n Crunch for the first time since I wrote this. I had to look up this entry to remember how long to let it sit before it would hurt my mouth. God, I love my blog!

    Comment by Laura Moncur — 12/4/2008 @ 10:34 am

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