Oh, Moby? Why U Make So Ugly A Swatch?!
I love Moby and his music. I love Swatch watches. So, you’d think a Moby Swatch would be a sure thing for me, right? Unfortunately, wrong!
Not quite Keith Haring. Not quite Pearls Before Swine. It’s just not doing it for me.
I love you, man, but I just can’t buy this watch, no matter how many poorly drawn aliens you put on it.
I would totally have sex with that swatch.
Comment by Ralph Wiggum — 8/19/2012 @ 4:16 pm