I have really enjoyed the latest version of Animal Crossing. We just finished up a big Halloween event, so my campsite is all decorated.

My game entered a whole new level of crazy with the Halloween Fishing Tournament. We are fishing for candy fish.

I feel like this should be the moment when it just breaks the suspension of disbelief and I can’t play anymore, but it isn’t. I’m perfectly willing to fish for fish that look like candy.

I may be truly mad.

Today I realized why facial masks work.

When you’re feeling like you hate your face and you want to pinch all the pimples that aren’t even there, you can put on a mask. The mask takes about 30 minutes to dry. During that time you can’t touch your face. You can’t gouge out something that isn’t there. You have to wait.

Facial masks are just a thirty-minute time period where you can’t self harm.

Just a tussle and a kiss.

https://youtu.be/4Y4NgaOpg7E

Before today, I had never seen the Weinermobile in person. Even better than the Matchbox version!

I decided to do steampunk for my costume again this year.

https://youtu.be/F5xWHjO0SQE