I have a recurring nightmare in which I need to go to the bathroom really bad, but I can’t find a restroom. I am usually in a public place such as school or maybe a shopping mall. There are no bathrooms anywhere. When I do find a bathroom, sometimes the toilets are all clogged and filled with feces. Sometimes it’s a co-ed bathroom and the stall doors do not shut (or are missing). Sometimes I find a stall, but can’t seem to relieve myself because of all the people in the restroom.

I’ve had this dream many times and once again last night. I woke up at 2 am desperately needing the bathroom. I guess I shouldn’t have drunk so much lemonade at the Geek Dinner last night.