Bye Bye Green Cowboy Hat
“You’re giving away your cowboy hat?”
“It’s green. It’s goin’. I thought I’d get one of those cowboy hats at Shopko that look all old and grimy and put a red band on it.”
“How about NO cowboy hat?”
“I figure if I have to live in Utah, I should wear a cowboy hat.”
“You don’t live in Texas! You live in Utah. The correct ending to that sentence is: ‘If I have to live in Utah, I guess I should be Mormon.'”
“That ain’t gonna happen.”