Wiped from my memory. Seriously. I don’t know how I blocked it so thoroughly.

If you had asked me a couple of days ago about Kidd Video, I would have shrugged my shoulders and shook my head. Kidd Video? What’s that? A video by Kid Rock, maybe?

Then you would have shown me this video on YouTube and all the memories would have come flooding back to me:

That crush I had on the lead singer? Yeah, it all came back full force.

“One sneeze and I’ll save you!”

My pre-teen mind never questioned the idea of a fairy dressed up as Olivia Newton-John with sneezing superpowers. I never gave it a second thought.

Kidd Video was a COOL show when I was in junior high. I liked it almost as much as Kids Incorporated, which I very vividly remember, no memory blocking there.

I SO wanted to be in a band and be cool like the kids from Kids Incorporated. I LOVED that show. Where are those kids now?

• Marta Marrerro went on to become Martika in the late eighties.
• Stacy Ferguson became Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas.
• It looks like Rahsaan Patterson is still in the business as well.
• Renee Sands provided the singing voice for Princess Fiona in the Shrek movies.
• Jerry Sharell is managing American Idol artists now.

I’ve just spent a half hour looking at all the videos on YouTube from Kids Incorporated and I’m truly surprised how BAD they are. I LOVED that show and now I can barely watch it without cringing. How did my tastes change so much? I guess I’m glad that I’ve grown up, but I’m surprised that I ever liked that show at all. I feel almost betrayed by how cringe-worthy it is. In twenty years, will I feel the same about all the things I love right now?

To this day, I am still haunted by this conversational interlude at the beginning of the song:

Dad: Where are you going?
Divine: Out.
Dad: Out where?
Divine: Out to have a good time.
Dad: Oh? Can I come?
Divine: Only if you’re into it.
Dad: Into what?
Divine: Twistin’!

Whenever anyone asks me “Where are you going?” I ALWAYS answer with the word, “Out,” in the hopes that whomever asked will respond with the rest of the interlude. Never, not once, no one has ever known what the heck I was quoting.

I saw this album cover from Divine’s single “Twistin’ the Night Away” on the list of Worst Album Covers here:

• Worst Album covers

Alongside rancid beehives of the McKeithen’s and the unseeing eyes of the Braillettes, I was angered and appalled that Divine’s classic remake was numbered among them. Don’t they know that EVERY time I hear another version of that song, I think to myself, “They’re doing it wrong. DIVINE knew how to sing that song!”

Of course, Divine would be so happy to see his album cover listed among the Worst. He was the best at being the best at the worst. Here is a photo montage of Divine to the song:

Where have all the drag queens gone? I remember when Divine came to Utah to perform, celebrated and loved. UTAH! Sometimes I hate reminiscing about the eighties with a passion, but times like these, I miss them.

Nicole Lee went to the trouble of finding all the inside jokes on the Weezer Video for Pork and Beans:

• Neurotic Neologisms – Complete list of references in the Weezer video

She has a link to every YouTube reference in the whole video. Awesome work, Nicole!

I used to write more intimately here. I used to try to prove that I was a good writer by actually writing something that I worked hard on. I used to go over every post many times over to make sure they were perfect.

Now, this blog is more like a series of notes to myself and strange communications with others. I post videos that I like to watch so that I can come back here and watch them again. I post quick and important information about myself so that my friends will know what’s going on in my life right now. I post links to sites that I think I might find interesting and want to remember.

It’s like my blog became more for me and less about me. It has become a tool instead of a broadcast medium.

I don’t really know how I feel about that.

Part of me is sad because I like to write and I want to be profound. I want people to say that the things that I’ve written about have moved them. I get a lot of that at Starling Fitness, so I don’t feel like I need it as much here anymore, but I only write about health, fitness and body issues there. There is a lot more to life than body measurements and heart rate monitoring.

Part of me likes how Pick Me! has evolved. It is a very useful tool for me. It’s like my personal journal that I can instantly search. When I saw that the May 19th Entertainment Weekly listed Lykke Li’s “I’m Good, I’m Gone” video as a “Must See,” I felt vindicated because I had discovered this “Must See” a full month before Entertainment Weekly. I had proof that I was cool before cool was cool.

The biggest reason I don’t pour my heart out here as much as I used to is because my blog doesn’t feel as private as it did before. I always knew that the Internet was like going to the park and screaming the words from my diary out loud, but it didn’t hit home until I was laid off my job. I have a friend who hasn’t learned this lesson yet and it’s painful to watch her make my same mistakes all over.

What do I want?

I guess I want the impossible. I want to be anonymous again so I can write openly about my every thought. The fact of the matter is that NONE of us are anonymous. If you think you are anonymous, you are just deluding yourself. They can see exactly what IP your comments are coming from. They can take your words, run an analysis and see how closely they match everyone else’s. ALL anonymous blogs worth reading are eventually found out.

All I can do is write EXACTLY as much as I’m willing to share in the real world.

So, have you heard about the new cool video from the Ting Tings…

Did you know it wasn’t the original? Here’s the original.

Which do you like better?

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Nicole Lee says that these posters are all over San Francisco now.

I haven’t seen any in Utah. My first instinct was they looked just like the Big Brother Is Watching You posters in the movie of 1984.

I can’t believe that the Obama supporters really wanted to invoke the 1984 imagery and liken him to Big Brother, do they? Where did those posters come from? Were they put up by the Republicans? I can’t imagine there are enough Republicans in San Francisco to organize something like that.

Were they put up by the Hillary faction? Is THIS how she intends to win?

What the heck is going on?

Update 05-23-08: GREAT comments on this, so read them if you are interested in these posters. AND because I started writing about political things, the random ads that are showing up are promoting John McCain. I DO NOT SUPPORT JOHN MCCAIN, so don’t believe those ads. He’s just paying to put them up on any site that mentions any of the candidates.

I saw this ad and I immediately thought of fifth grade. That was the year Bonne Bell’s Lipsmackers were THE most popular thing.

This advertisement doesn’t do them justice because you can’t see how freakishly large they were. They just look like a normal chapstick-sized lip gloss. But NO, they were at least three inches tall and an inch in diameter. They were large and the cool girls would have them sitting on their desk like a plastic column of Dr. Pepper scented popularity.

Dr. Pepper was the cool flavor, by the way. If you were unlucky and your mom bought you a 7-Up Lipsmacker instead, you might as well leave it at home. The Hires rootbeer flavor was a close second, but I never saw the Tootsie Roll or Good N Plenty flavors.

When my grandmother was starving me in Montana, I used to put on the Dr. Pepper Lipsmacker on my lips and pretend I was eating something sweet. I was tempted to eat it so many times. If you licked your lips, they tasted sweet.

I can almost smell it now…

Photo via: Stuck in the ’70s — 1970s products

This is where I am hiking right now, you know, just in case I end up lost or injured or kidnapped or something.

Update 11:13 am PDT: I am back from my hike. No injuries. No confusing trails. No kidnappers. Just lots of dogs and friendly people. I forgot that it was a weekend and that the trail would have lots of people.

Now that I’m a grown up, I don’t have to check in with my mom with everything that I do. I still feel like I need to. I guess I’ll just keep checking in with the Internet. It’s like I have a million moms all over the world to check in with. Somehow that’s comforting to me. At least the Internet knows where I am…

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This June 6th, I’ll be speaking at the Blogging for Business Conference. I’m really excited about it because I’ll be on a panel with Naked Jen and Shannon Johnson. You can see the other speakers here:

• The Blogging for Business (B4B) Conference | The Blogging for Business (B4B) 2008 Conference Details

The B4B is orchestrated by the wunderkind, Matthew Reinbold, and I’m so grateful that I was asked to present this year. If you have ever wanted to visit Utah, the B4B is the perfect excuse to write it off on your expense report. Check it out!

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It seems unlikely that anyone has NOT heard about the psychological experiment in the sixties called the Milgram Experiment, but if you haven’t, here’s the Wikipedia entry:

• Milgram experiment – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

If you were asked to shock another human being and could hear him screaming at each shock, would you continue to shock him? What if the shocks were increased to a dangerous level and the other person said he had a bad heart? What if you were ordered to? We like to think that we wouldn’t do it, but in the experiments, 85% believed they gave shocks strong enough to kill.

I saw the footage of this experiment in a psychology show and I’ll never forget the subject who kept shocking, even when the “learner” had stopped responding and was considered dead. But what about that 15% that refused? Here is a personal account from one of them:

• Jewish Currents: Resisting Authority: A Personal Account of the Milgram Obedience Experiments

Still, the results of the Milgram experiment demonstrates how rare and heroic is the “Courage to Refuse” (as one of their organizations is named). These are people who deserve to be honored.

It seems his distrust of authority was the one thing that saved his “learner” from suffering. What I attribute to paranoia could actually save someone’s life. It’s funny how fine the line between sanity and madness is.

Via: Mind Hacks: The man who defied Milgram’s conformity experiment

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This postcard from PostSecret showed up last Sunday:

It was 2003 and it’s a 840 square foot house, but other than that, ditto…

PostSecret‘s beneficiary is the National Hopeline Network. It is a 24-hour hotline (1 (800) SUICIDE) for anyone who is thinking about suicide or knows someone who is considering it.

• Watching the blu-ray demo disk at Circuit City. Want a big TV to play MarioKart Wii. #
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• I would just like to brag that I’m awake at 5:30am, in my gym clothes and ready to hit the treadmill. Birds are singing outside! #
• Run and weight training done. Eating breakfast and hopping in the shower. Dentist today. I’ve been avoiding this for too long. :( #
• In the dentist chair. #
• Out of the dentist. God, I love Dr. Tarbet. No numb tongue or lips, just perfect fillings! #
• Geek lunch noon at Mi Ranchito 9550 S & State. Who’s going? #
• @JesseStay Geek Lunch this Friday at 12:30pm at Citrus Grill. WHICH Citrus Grill? #
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• It’s so freakin’ beautiful outside that I’m going to walk to Liberty Park instead of hitting the treadmill. #

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• Getting in line for Ironman. Yippee! #
• Getting ready for CodeAway today. Some of the stuff is packed, but I need to unplug my computer and put it in its backpack. #
• @herlo We’ll tell everyone at CodeAway to come right over to the Fedora 9 release afterward! #
• God, it’s beautiful out today! #
• Just finished setting up for CodeAway. No one is here yet. :( #
• Lamont Peterson at CodeAway now! yeah! #
• CodeAway is AWESOME is time. @robertmerrill There’s plenty of room for you! #
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I know the iPhone technically has a better camera than my old Treo
did, but I have yet to warm up to it. I recently got a shiny case for
my phone that makes taking self portraits easier because I can see my
reflection in the plastic on the back, but it still took me fifteen
tries to get this one half-way right.

The iPhone is the best convergent device on the market, but it still
leaves a lot to be desired. I hope they improve the camera in the 3G
model. I also hope they improve the memory, the cut/paste dilemma, and
a bunch of other stuff.

Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE my iPhone. I tried for so long to get my
Treo to do what it said it could do that I am grateful for the simple
act of playing music and answering phone calls. It’s so close to
perfect that I just want a couple more items to make me completely
happy.

They had a guy dressed up as Ironman at the movie theater last night. We couldn’t quite tell if he worked there or not. He seemed pretty embarrassed that I wanted to have my picture taken with him. I don’t care. His costume was awesome! He made it out of Solo cups.

The movie, by the way, was spectacular. I haven’t seen an action flick this good since the last Batman movie. EVERY actor was excellent. There wasn’t one cringe-worthy moment (I allow several per comic book movie). I want to see it again, soon… That’s how good of a movie it was.

Special kudos go out to Robert Downey, Jr. for getting his act together, surviving his addiction, and coming back better than ever. He’s truly an inspiration to me. If he can quit drugs, then maybe I’ll be able to quit overeating. Keep up the good work, man, and if they offer you the sequel, TAKE IT!

• UT Geeks: Play MarioKart Wii at CodeAway TOMORROW 12pm-5pm at Rocky Mtn Pizza: http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/490648/ #

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The Dark Knight is my most anticipated movie of the summer… or at least it was until I saw this mashup of The Dark Knight (2008) and Batman (1989) trailers:

I think I’ll get the 1989 Batman movie and watch it the night before we go see Dark Knight for a good comparison. Can this new one really compete with THE Tim Burton? I KNOW Christian Bale kicks Michael Keaton’s hiney, but sometimes it’s all about the director. What do you think?

Via: Discopop Directory

Here is an awesome parody of Fergie’s song, Fergalicious. It’s called Mathmaticious.

Serious props go out to Drew D’Amelia, who wrote, directed, sang and edited the whole video. I haven’t laughed this hard since White and Nerdy!

Via: Littlest, Yellowest, Differentest

• My plan for today was to sleep. I’m up and working. It’s like I do the OPPOSITE of what I WANT to do! What is the matter with me? #

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Thanks for doing all that work so I don’t have to.

Suffragettes with flag by The Library of Congress from Flickr

A couple of years ago, a Japanese animated movie for Animal Crossing was released. I talked about it here.

• Pick Me! » Animal Crossing: The Animated Movie

It still hasn’t been released in the states, but here is a translated version of the movie on YouTube:

This is the whole movie and it automatically plays Part 1 through Part 7.

I’m surprised at the differences in the names. Some of them are the same, such as Apollo, Cesar and Cyrano, but Alfonso’s name changes to Halberd, Whitney’s name changes to Bianca, Rosie’s name changes to Bouquet and Margie’s name is Sally. I have to admit that the movie captures the feeling of a year’s worth of playing Animal Crossing in just an hour or so. Right down to the blue roses, allusions to the acorn festival and the grief for an animal friend that moves without telling you ahead of time.

The beauty of this movie is that, just like the game, you could make many more with other plots. Ali could meet Dr. Shrunk, Lyle, and the other town visitors that were only alluded to in the movie. It’s a shame this movie didn’t make it to the United States. I’m so grateful to taellie for uploading it to YouTube for us to enjoy!

Via: The Bell Tree

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Andy Baio really outdid himself the other day. He converted an old BBC program that he had sitting around on a VHS tape and uploaded the hour-long show to Google Video for all of us to see:

He also did research on everyone who was in the video telling us where they are now:

• BBC Two’s Horizon on “The Electronic Frontier” in 1993 – Waxy.org

In 1993, I had just graduated from college and was working at a biomedical testing lab. I used a Mac to work every day. By 1994, we went to our first Comdex, so seeing this video is like a walk through memory lane for me.

More importantly, I’m surprised at how spot on the predictions of some of the people interviewed were. When Denise Caruso is talking about the two-edged sword of the “Information Wants To Be Free” debate, I was sincerely awed by how forward-looking she was. We are still in a conundrum concerning copyright laws and online privacy. She predicted it fifteen years earlier.

There is an interview with Howard Rheingold where he mentions the loneliness he encounters writing in his room every day and how he combats it with a UseNet addiction. Today, building community online AND offline is still a major focus. He was social networking before social networking was cool.

Thanks for posting this video, Andy! You can’t imagine how much I enjoyed watching this!

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• Check out this awesome video from 1993: http://tinyurl.com/5hv48f #
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I noticed that someone had linked to one of my photos online. She was asking for help:

• HAIRR! helpp? – Yahoo! Answers

HAIRR! helpp?

ok how do u get hair like this: Image – TinyPic – Share the Experience!™
& this:
Image – TinyPic – Share the Experience!™
& this!
Image – TinyPic – Share the Experience!™
to look like this: Pick Me! » Self Portrait Tuesday: Straight Hair
or this:
110907-beautiful-hair.gif (GIF Image, 447×332 pixels)

Here is my answer:

Since you used one of my pictures as an example (Straight Hair), I thought I would answer it. Thanks for using my picture, by the way. My hair usually looks like this (Curly Hair), so getting it straight is a 45 minute chore.

I wash my hair with the cheapest shampoo I can buy (Suave or Kirkland brand from Costco). I use a similarly chosen conditioner either the free stuff that came with the shampoo or something from Aussie Naturals.

I blow dry my hair holding my head upside down with no product. I continually brush while blowing it dry. When I’m finished blowing my hair dry, it looks just like your before photos: frizzy and BIG.

After the hair dryer, I put about a grape-sized amount of Bio-Silk on my hair (I have long hair, so use less for shorter hair). Then I partition my hair and use a hair straightener on each and every strand.

The reason my hair looks so healthy and shiny (despite the grueling hair blower and straightener) is because I only straighten my hair once or twice a year. The rest of the year, I just put some Three-Minute Miracle and hairspray on my wet hair and let it air dry.

It took me ten years to learn how to straighten my curly, frizzy hair. Now that I know the secret, I rarely bother with it. The moment I decided that I wasn’t going to bother with my hair anymore, my life became simpler and happier, but I distinctly remember all those years wishing I could have sleek and shiny hair. When I finally got it, however, I found out I was the same person I always was.

Now, I only go straight for special occasions. Maybe I’ll straighten my hair today just for the fun of it. Nah… I have better things to do with that 45 minutes.

This video for Lykke Li is the best creepy music video since Charlotte Sometimes by the Cure:

Just in case you missed it back in 1981:

Via: Discopop Directory – They Have Filmed My Nightmares

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I received this email the other day:

While researching the “Rock Concert Movements” for a video of mine, I found your post. (Nice list, by the way…!)

You might or might not enjoy this, but I created my own video for “Time to Start” using the popular online game CITY OF HEROES. You can find it on my website at Samuraiko Productions (it’s the video called “Time to Start”). Alternately, you can find it on my YouTube profile.

Cheers,
Michelle Travis
aka
Samuraiko

You can see Michelle’s video here:

I was wondering how she was going to do Rock Concert Movement #4. You’ll have to see for yourself!

• Last night in West Yellowstone. Blazzin Saddle Pizza and a quiet night in the snow laden hotel. #
• I forgot how perfectly soothing Carmex can be. Enjoy the menthal goodness! #
• Heading back to SLC today. Hope we beat the storm. #
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• @ThomAllen It was 17 degress yesterday. Today it’s sunnier. It might break 30 degrees! #
• @anntorrence We saw 3 bison babies. Let me see if any of the photos turned out. #
• @tomjohnson1492 Yes, YELLING will make the child stop crying. I never understood that logic. #
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• @NewspaperGrl I think that plugin might be a little depressing. "I make HOW much an hour?!" #
• Snow let up a little. Wandering West Yellowstone. It’s so quiet here. #
• Whether we like it or not EVERYTHING we do reflects on our personal "brand." #
• @rolandksmith Wait a month. Snow still piled six feet deep. #
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• Back to the hotel. Snow is flying sideways, so we are hiding from it. Why didn’t we go to Hawaii? #

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• Hangin’ in the hotel room. Expecting snow tomorrow in West Yellowstone. Good thing I like the room. #

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